By BSJ — Professional Fun-Havers. Amateur Swing Coaches.
Improve your golf swing the fun way. Instead of obsessing over mechanics, BSJ shows golfers how to relax, laugh, and actually enjoy the game again. Our approach focuses on ditching overthinking, embracing the chaos of golf bros, and using Tee Box Bingo™ to take the pressure off your swing. Forget perfection — this is the funny, realistic way to play better and have more fun on the course. Perfect for golfers looking for lighthearted swing tips, golf games that make every round better, and the ultimate fun golf gift.
Step 1: Start With Fundamentals
Every great swing begins with proper setup. Your stance should be shoulder-width apart, weight balanced, grip relaxed, posture athletic. A clean setup promotes stability, consistency, and smoother swing mechanics.
But you’re not here for that, are you?
No, no. You’ve watched 73 YouTube videos. You’ve tried “the secret from 1998.” You’ve bought that weird orange swing stick thing. You’ve Googled “why do I shank only on Thursdays?”
So let’s be honest:
The fundamentals aren’t the problem.
The problem is you’re in your head.
Step 2: Quiet the Mind, Calm the Body
Most golfers benefit from a pre-shot routine and controlled breathing. Deep breaths improve tempo, reduce tension, and create a smoother takeaway.
But you?
You’re thinking about:
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your hips,
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your left wrist,
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your right elbow,
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your knee bend,
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your shoulder tilt,
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your takeaway arc,
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your plane angle,
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your lag,
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your release point,
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your follow-through,
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your taxes,
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that thing your buddy said on Hole 2,
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and whether your drive on Hole 8 was actually OB or if these new rules are too strict.
So yeah. Breathing isn’t the fix.
Step 3: Video Your Swing for Analysis
Filming your swing helps identify mechanical issues like sway, early extension, or casting. A professional instructor can then diagnose what needs correction.
But BSJ knows something the instructors won’t tell you:
You don’t have a swing flaw.
You have too many swing thoughts.
Your brain is buffering.
Your limbs are buffering.
Your entire identity as a golfer is buffering.
What you need is not “analysis.”
You need amnesia.
Step 4: The BSJ Method — Forget You’re Bad
Here it is.
The real fix.
The Big Stupid Jerk way to a better swing:
Stop trying to be good. Start trying to have fun.
You’re not on tour.
You’re not winning prize money.
And no one at your course is whispering,
“Wow, that guy’s angle of attack is immaculate.”
Golf is supposed to be fun.
But you — yes, YOU — turned it into a physics exam.
So BSJ prescribes the following:
The Official BSJ Swing-Fixing Routine
Step A: Grip it like you actually trust yourself.
Not a death grip. Not a noodle grip. Just… human.
Step B: Take the club back like you're about to hit a normal shot, not perform orthopedic surgery.
Step C: Swing like you mean it.
Not recklessly.
Just confidently enough to pretend you’ve done this before.
Step D: Laugh when it’s bad. Celebrate when it’s worse.
A bad shot creates content.
A terrible shot creates a story.
Step E: Accept that your friends are also lying about how far they hit it.
Every last one of them.
Step 5: Add Tee Box Bingo™ — The Real Secret Sauce
Nothing fixes a swing like forgetting you care about your swing.
When you’re too busy trying to:
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hit a tree on purpose,
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land on a cart path for a square,
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fist-pump a bogey because it gets you Bingo,
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accuse your buddy of cheating on a tee flip,
you suddenly stop overthinking your mechanics.
Your brain does the unthinkable:
it gets out of the way.
And guess what happens?
Your swing… improves.
Or at least, it stops hurting your soul.
Final Step: Accept the BSJ Truth
Golf is NOT a game of perfect.
It’s a game of:
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laughter,
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trash talk,
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chaos,
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self-delusion,
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and occasionally one great shot that keeps you coming back.
BSJ won’t fix your mechanics.
We fix your vibe.
Because when you relax and enjoy the stupidity of the sport, your swing naturally gets better.
Well… “better-ish.”
Ready to Improve Your Swing the BSJ Way?
Pick up Tee Box Bingo™ at BSJApparel.com
and start playing golf like a normal human again —
not like a malfunctioning launch monitor on legs.